I know you’re lonely so I’ve decided you need some help so you are going to hear the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth from me about women. How to talk to them? How to date them?
And even how to eventually get one to marry you. I’m sure your girl friends say that you are kind of cute but that you sure are so awkward around them. You blush and stutter around as well as act like you would rather be having a root canal than having to try to carry on a civilized conversation with them. As soon as they say, “hello”, you are looking longingly at the nearest exit. And am I right about this? Almost dead certain! Honestly! I don’t believe you have had a real “date” since you reluctantly asked Jody (or whatever her name was) to the senior prom. As I recall, the date ended early - way too early for a senior prom date. That was several years ago.
